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I'm a 17 year old Illinoisan girl who likes a lot of things but not a lot of fandoms. Some of these things include: Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, The Avengers, Whose Line Is It Anyway? (this fandom I do actually like), The Mortal Instruments/The Infernal Devices, and The Lord of the Rings. I am also a literature nerd in general as well as a Latin nerd. I'm in the process of changing themes, but there should be an about me page up eventually. Maybe. I tend to procrastinate as often as I uses parentheses (which is pretty often). It's a miracle I even changed this description.
keydav: latin-student-problems: And this is why we don’t follow a textbook. 3 months it took us to get out of that ditch, 3 MONTHS How to Get Out of a Ditch in Several Long Steps, Chapter by Chapter, Gaius Cornelius Style: I.  Actually land in the ditch to avoid being hit by another carriage II.  Puzzle over how to get out of the ditch, but only after you whip your carriage driver for his “stupidity”, even when your son and your friend’s son defend him. III.  Make sure to devote an entire chapter to your son and your friend’s son watching vehicles.   IV.  Have your kids play catch with a ball, while your daughter asks some very insensitive questions about your friend’s son. V.  Argue with your bitch of a wife about whether to stay in an inn or not. VI.  Arrive at the Inn, but don’t go in. Also, make sure you mention several times that the innkeeper is fat. VII.  Go into the Inn! Congratulations, you are now totally out of the ditch and can now sleep comfortably.  That is, unless the bed is dirty and you have to get slaves to bring you a different one.

keydav:

latin-student-problems:

And this is why we don’t follow a textbook.

3 months it took us to get out of that ditch, 3 MONTHS

How to Get Out of a Ditch in Several Long Steps, Chapter by Chapter, Gaius Cornelius Style:

I.  Actually land in the ditch to avoid being hit by another carriage

II.  Puzzle over how to get out of the ditch, but only after you whip your carriage driver for his “stupidity”, even when your son and your friend’s son defend him.

III.  Make sure to devote an entire chapter to your son and your friend’s son watching vehicles.  

IV.  Have your kids play catch with a ball, while your daughter asks some very insensitive questions about your friend’s son.

V.  Argue with your bitch of a wife about whether to stay in an inn or not.

VI.  Arrive at the Inn, but don’t go in. Also, make sure you mention several times that the innkeeper is fat.

VII.  Go into the Inn! Congratulations, you are now totally out of the ditch and can now sleep comfortably.  That is, unless the bed is dirty and you have to get slaves to bring you a different one.

(Source: littlelatinnerdthings)