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amlis: Alwine will marry a singing dragonfly who likes to use tumblr 24/7 Diogo will marry a hot factory worker who likes to cry over feels Heather will marry a bangable princess who likes to draw naked men.
What ingredients does it take to make you? →
dormiensdraconis-hellebore: Masha is made of books, New Age, and moonlight. With a dash of Barney. Ashley is made of soul, frowns, and Mother Nature with a dash of Oregon Trail. Heather is made of Gospel, smiles, and distractions. With a dash of flamethrowers.
lintott: i’ve never been on a date 12 year olds get dates and i dont
066. While searching for undefended tributes in...
tentacruels: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
skarosoul: somebodybemybuddyback: hyrulian-feminist: toomuchtaylor: middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake. Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace. Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle Wow, JK Rowling must have had some...
basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
My mom was talking to me about finding a summer...
Mom: *throwing out jobs* Hey, what about a lifeguard?
Me: Absolutely not.
Mom: Why? You'd be out in the sun all day!
scissorsafely: hi i’m defending blaine anderson don’t be a fucking dick and reply or reblog this post just to be a fucking dick Read More