Carthago Delenda Est

writeplacewritetime:

                                            

                               “I am a writer because writing is the thing I do best.”

                                                              -Flannery O’Connor

turnaroundbrighteyes-:

swish-and-click:

hello you nutters.

i had to remake long story blahblah whatever.

BUT what i do know is there are still about 2,500 of you stumbling around tumblr not realising i’ve gone/not knowing where i am now.

so if you guys would like to reblog this. that would be nice. if not you know, that’s cool too. but do it.

I’M HERE BBYS. KURT HUMMEL IS BACK IN MCKINELY. COME AND GET ME.

Go refollow dis bitch.

Doing so!

colfwhore:

scoutfinch-:

sozzney:

scarletfacedsilence:

ihaveseenyourheartanditismine:

dont-hate-me-cause-im-gryffindor:

girlwholived-:

hogwartsstarrysky:

The bull-man closed in, another few seconds and he’d be on top of us.

The translator was an old, gnarled Scrow gentleman who, despite his tribal appearances, had been trained in the university of Shiz.

The shed was lined with all sorts of weapons- from swords to spears to club’s like Coarch Hedge’s

“It’s not my fault,” retorted Draco.

“The hell I ain’t.”

For an instant, fear seized his belly, and he considered turning back.

“He was always forgetting to put film in the camera or turn on lights or remove the cover from the lens opening.”

“Beautiful.”

“Role playing and public humiliation.”

“Corpses raised their putrid hands and pleaded to be hauled into the boat, but the passengers were forbidden to help those who had not paid.”

Pop a fandom in my ask box and I will provide the following:

One True Pairing Ship:
Favorite Canon Ship:
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship:
“You are one sick bastard” Ship:
“I dabble a little” Ship:
“It’s like a car crash” Ship:
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship:
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship:
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship:

acciodoctorboosh:

lizzledpink:

raritydash:

tennantss:

themaster23:

the10thdoctor:

doctorsfriend:

right now.

 

(secretly I’m just reblogging for the pictures)

secretly I’m not

 

This song kills me, seriously. </3

the memories in this school:

The ride on the Hogwarts Express:

loosing loved ones with Harry:

pulling pranks with the Twins.

fighting with your best friend with Ron:

crying with Hermione:

making bad decisions with Draco:

standing up for what is right with Neville:

Never stopped loving someone with Snape:

forgetting memories with Dumbledore:

becoming friends with Luna:

and if you will stick with harry until the end. <3

But Mr. Collins is such a tool. He’s so much fun to laugh at. (Especially when Elizabeth lays into him.)

I know, he’s so dumb it’s pretty funny sometimes, but I don’t have time to mention him by name(he will be kind of mentioned). I hate leaving so many details out of the plot, but I have to to get it within the time limit. 

Damn you Pride and Prejudice for being so hard to explain!

He’s always bitchy and irritable and snappy at me. Grr. :/

Do I fail at being a nerd?

Oh, and we’re playing some of the Star Trek themes in band and my friend Nathan is going to do the Captain Kirk speech at the beginning(whatever that is, I NEED TO WATCH STAR TREK), so that should be cool.

I’m more excited about doing Be Our Guest! <3 But we sounded pretty bad today because the juniors were gone for the ACT/PSAE testing(I don’t know which one was today).

Random post is a random post.

It’s been about 7 months since he got this house and about a year since my parents divorced and I still can’t call it “my” house. I think that’s normal.

Boom Boom Pow, to be exact. AHHH GO AWAY PLEASE.

tanishaamaral:

puppykittiesandthepips:

50 things I’m not allowed to do as a companion…

thelittlebluebox:

1. I will not ask River Song if she’s related to River Dance. 
2. I will not make the TARDIS look like an outhouse.
3. Nor will I tell people it’s a port-a-potty. 
4. I am not to change every word in, on, and around the TARDIS to “Bad Wolf”.
5. I am not allowed to sing “Mr. Roboto” to a Cyberman
6. Nor is it acceptable to sing to a Dalek. 
7. “I’ve heard every joke about River’s name” is not a challenge. 
8. I will not say “What’s up, pussycat?” to the Cat People of New Earth. 
9. I am not to call the Vinvocci cacti. 
10. Nor will I call them artichokes. 
11. Asking “who turned out the lights?” while playing with the light switch is not funny. 
12. I will not go around singing “Doctor Doctor”.
13. Singing “Forget You” to a Silent is inappropriate.
14. So is “Unforgettable”. 
15. I will not imply that the sonic screwdriver is a sex toy. 
16. Nor will I attempt to use it as one. 
17. I will not sneak any statues of angels on board the TARDIS and hide them in unexpected places. 
18. Especially next to beds or behind shower curtains.
19. I am not allowed to go back in time and become my own grandparent. 
20. I’m not allowed to keep adipose as pets. 
21. I will not challenge the Cybermen to a dance-off. 
22. I will not try to hire a Dalek to help with a termite problem. 
23. I will not confuse The Adherents of the Repeated Meme and 4chan. 
24. I am not to use psychic paper to perform card tricks for money. 
25. I will not get the other companions to start tapping in beats of four. 
26. I am not to call the Sontarans “tater tots”. 
27. I will not try to attack the Racnoss with a can of bug spray. 
28. I will not ask to be moisturized whenever I do something epic. 
29. I will not try to get high on psychic pollen. 
30. I will not keep a silver fob watch in my room and purposefully ignore its existence. 
31. I will not challenge people to spell Raxacoricofallapatorius on a bet.
32. I will not try to sell a life insurance policy on the Doctor.
33. Nor will I try to sell one on Jack.  
34. I will not sell any of the Lazarus technology to cosmetics companies. 
35. In fact, I will not sell any future technology to cosmetics companies. 
36. I will resist the urge to go back in time and prevent Twilight from being written. 
37. I won’t burst out singing “Fly Me To The Moon” whenever I am headed for the moon of a planet. 
38. I will not try to convince a Cyberman to try out for a production of The Wizard of Oz. 
39. Catnip is not an appropriate peace offering when visiting New Earth. 
40. Neither is a scratching post. 
41. I will not offer a Slitheen beano. 
42. Nor will I offer them breathmints. 
43. Calling the Vespiform “the bees knees” should be avoided. 
44. If a person appears to be possessed, I will refrain from trying to get them to say “666”. 
45. “Let’s Do the Time War Again” is a line that must always be avoided. 
46. I will not refer to Autons as “Barbie” or “Ken”. 
47. I will not sing “Fake Plastic Trees” to any Autons. 
48. I will not use Toclafane as Christmas ornaments. 
49. I will not change the TARDIS interior’s theme to leopard skin. 
50. I will never, ever wear shoes that are bad for running in. 

This is quite literally genius. 

oh my god

45 omg

I end up staring at my notifications like

ACCURATE!

another-nonsensical-blog:

cracktastic:

I mean really

• Kurtofsky shippers have the AMAZING ALONE CONVERSATION SCENE
• Klainers have “I’ll never say goodbye to you”
• Kummers have the FUCKING PROMO WHOA
• Puckurt shippers have aaaall of Barbra Streisand
• Kinn shippers have that glorious hug

And you know what we all have?!

• AS IF WE NEVER SAID GOODBYE
• BORN THIS WAY
• KURT HUMMEL’S BACK AT MCKINLEY, BITCHES!

Now lets get some sexy pictures of Chris Colfer being a fucking flawless human being at the TIME gala up in here!

davidrjbeckham:

goldenmarshmellowhouseinthesky replied to your post: What I get from my dash is that the fashionable…

They didn’t break up, Kurt(fashionable gay kid) just transferred to McKinley. Because I know you care. :D /sarcasm

Isn’t that the first school I don’t know what is going on

Oh, sorry! I meant back to McKinley. He was at another school for a little while. I can’t type, apparently. 

<3333333 

I am so glad I waited for tonight to watch it omg.

Blaine looked so sad it was heartbreaking but so beautiful. <3

Klaine forever. <33333